How to shoot your own ute

 If anyone needs further instructions on the correct way to shoot your own truck, please contact Mauserman on this forum. He's an expert.

 he was telling me about that.  He didn't say that you have photos.

 You little bug ger Spiro, that was our secret! Dad.

How the hell did you do that..........lucky no won was hurt

It wasn't hard at all Bob , I was shooting across the back of my ute as I often do but forgot the near side wheels were in deep tyre tracks and so one side was higher than the other and of course I was using a scope .A very small piece of jacket  went straight down and blew the tyre .First time for everything . Just another 10 mm and everything would have been fine .   Col 

Silly old bugger, what happen to just shooting straw hats.

Oh you thought you would come back hey Mick....  Did you just spend some time over seas???

Brendan, Micks just spent three weeks in an old folks home and is taking his medication again ,he thinks he's been to Africa or somewhere on safari.   Humour him !

Yes I figured he was in need of some TLC, poor guy...  I know what its like....  As IF any one ever goes to Africa to go hunting... Piff...

I need TLC, decimating all that African wild life was such hard work. To those of you who had to stay behind and  take your frustrations out on inert objects like motorcars or pass on unfounded fabrications about what real genlemen hunters do with their time. RASPBERRY RASPBERRY RASPBERRY Eat your sad little hearts out. 

OK so you THINK you went to Africa...  SO WHERES THE BLOODY PICTURES THEN MR RASPBERRY MAN!!!!!!!!

I just woke up to what was going on, you are all so jealous of my trip to AFRICA that no one will tell me how to post my piccies in the forum. You call you yourselvess hunters and all you can manage to do is shoot some old farts prissy little Nissan, from less than 10 feet. WOW  he must have been pleased with that shot. From what I have seen of the old begger shooting he was lucky to have hit his own ute. The old begger in question has trouble with hearing loss, memory loss and is almost blind not even his wife and kids take any notice of him and you allow him air space on your forum???????????

I'd put pictures on the forum if some body would show me how. I have tried all avenues and nobody will tell me how, even your How to wont let me in so i  can see how. I am starting to feel unloved. 

Im glad you feel better now, and that you did get to put up your great photos of Africa.  Thanks and they look great.  You must of had a really good time.